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MARCH 2008
2008-03-29
In a recent ruling regarding the rights of Jerry Siegel’s heirs, The New York Times reports:
With any luck this will hold off any further development on the snowballing mediocrity that is the Justice League ‘movie’, perhaps as far as scrapping the project and shift George Miller to helm a Teen Titans movie – live action or 3D.
- E. Cole
2008-03-23
According to the bible, Easter is the day when Jesus came back to life. "It is believed by the Christians to be the resurrection of Jesus"
There I didn't make any of this up. I can think of quite a few other examples of 'coming back to life'
Happy Easter to all.
- Magnus
2008-03-21
ITIGAKI REVEALED!
Next up Yeti sighting...
- Magnus
2008-03-19
Around the time of the red scare, the commies were apparently everywhere to mess things up, so much so that the government is afraid – to the point even their ‘heroes’ cant be trusted, with the exception of Superman. A new threat arises: known only as ‘The Center’ – an ominous and unseen force of evolutionary proportions. Through a series of events that eventually dovetail – the ‘heroes’ band together invoking hope and justice.
- E. Cole
2008-03-19
Michael Clayton, a legal janitor/fixer, seemingly gets in over his head in his latest task which entails of reeling in the guilt ridden attorney Arthur Edens who suffered an apparent psychotic break; therein proceeded to fuck up a class action lawsuit for U/North. Along with this Clayton juggles the typical mess of his non-professional life with all the generic baggage it requires.
- E. Cole
2008-03-15
Morpheus weaves a sleepy web of fog; a shadow of darkness knocking out the gods. Kratos still in service dutifully sets forth to clean up. Expectedly he gets fucked over.
- E. Cole
2008-03-14
"CUMJACKULATION, A MEETING"
It has been a long while since something as trivial as a meeting has garnered such a cumjackulate level response. This splatter is over nothing. All from this quote:
NOTE: it's not a quote of a quote. The presumption is on part of the Douglas who reported this. This of course should come as no surprise, given that this is the internet, that it has been misquoted and taken out of context.
And for those uneducated (I'm being kind and giving you the benefit of the doubt, and not calling you idiots... could be the drugs I’m on) may be quick to fury spouting stupid comments about how Ultraviolet is indication that this project is doomed. This would be inaccurate, given that Wimmer is a good screenwriter (one of the writers on Street Kings) and presumably (get the usage of the word yet?) understands videogames enough to do justice to the material. As for De Luca, anyone who got Ghost Rider to make as much as it did for such a lousy movie is a sign of good business.
That being said all that's missing from the fanboy retards (my drugs have worn off) is a "w00t mgs4 366000!!!111" comment.
- E. Cole
2008-03-11
SPRING BACK: RETURN OF TV SHOWS
A balance of sub par and decent entertainment returns as the gates open to Columbia's finest. Here's a selected list to get some of your fanboy juices flowing:
South Park (Comedy Central)
Wednesday, March 12, 10:00 p.m.CSI: Miami (CBS)
Monday, March 24, 10:00 p.m.Battlestar Galactica (SCI FI)
Friday, March 28, 10:00 p.m.CSI: NY (CBS)
Wednesday, April 2, 10:00 p.m.CSI (CBS)
Thursday, April 3, 9:00 p.m.Boston Legal (ABC)
Tuesday, April 8, 10:00 p.m.Scrubs (NBC)
Thursday, April 10, 9:30 p.m.Grey's Anatomy (ABC)
Thursday, April 24, 9:00 p.m.Lost (ABC)
Thursday, April 24, 10:00 p.m.House (FOX)
Monday, April 28, 9:00 p.m.
Magnus: Go get ya new pants ready. Also, here is special listing for those watching in the closets...but it is perfectly ok for our female reader (all 1 of u):
Gossip Girl (The CW)
Monday, April 21, 8:00 p.m.Ugly Betty (ABC)
Thursday, April 24, 8:00 p.m.- E. Cole / Magnus
2008-03-09
Whilst The Piratebay.org may be safe from scurvy it is far from troubled waters as the shadow of Assassins Creed yields these intellectually challenged individuals to fight about religion and race. And it's not even a webboard.
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All this... and no ninjas.
- E. Cole / Magnus
2008-03-04
REVIEW - SILENT HILL: 0RIGINS (PSP)
In my second play through I had planned on experiencing the game in an altered state of mind; in order to perhaps experience the fear. But I should do so, without the use of drugs, effectively capitalizing on sleep deprivation. I had reached the theater… when the endorphins began to take effect. Unfortunately being in this altered state of mind I ended up running in circles for a few minutes. Realizing the futility at this form of altered state I switched off.
Perhaps in my fourth play through I shall try alternative methods. Though a report may be a ways off given the fact that LSD and/or Mescaline are Class A drugs and as such I’ve been unable to prove I’m a Native American on a vision quest. Until such time here’s the game as it stands.
- E. Cole
2008-03-04
THIS IS WHY...
Gamernode gives 10/10 to Super Smash Bros. Brawl - pure cumjackulation. It’s a wonder if he was playing with a Wiimote or his other similarly-shaped body part…
- Magnus
2008-03-03
To those who think Batman can beat Superman.
2008-03-03
NEXT WEEK ON HOUSE Magnus: Expect black jokes from House to Foreman |
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. II |
Ethan: Sooner or later it’ll be marketed as a health drink – already got health-nuts buying and drinking chlorophyll as it is.
- E. Cole / Magnus